Because we are selling our house, it needed to be inspected by the buyer. The biggest thing on their “Fix This Stuff” list was a new water heater. I get that, it was listed on our inspection when we bought here 4 years ago. The dried up rusty looking drip coming from the front panel makes it look like it’ll go at any time. So we opted to go ahead and give the new owners some peace of mind.
We had our realtor rustle up a plumber for the job, because they can always get someone on short notice to do home repairs. The only day he could do the work was last Wednesday, but we were going to be out of town and not getting back until Thursday night. Our realtor arranged to let him in to do the job.
We heard nothing at all on Wednesday, or Thursday, so what we had was a Schrodinger’s water heater problem. Had it been changed or not, we wouldn’t know until we got home…
I had helpfully pulled out the washer before we left, so he would have easy access to the water heater and when we looked in the laundry area Thursday evening we knew that we had a new water heater. Our nice plumber had even put the washing machine back. Cool. When Donna tried the kitchen and hall bathroom faucets the flow out of them was pitiful. The shower in that bath was restricted some too. Everywhere else worked just fine. When I called the plumber he agreed to come over on Monday (he doesn’t work Fridays.)
Around 5 on Monday with no word from our wayward plumber I texted him and asked if he was coming over, he replied with bad day, can I come tomorrow? He said he’d be there around 11:00. By noon on Tuesday and still no plumber, so I texted, “Coming?” He replied, “Running late, be there in an hour.
When he arrived he explained because of our galvanized, 60-year old, pipes when the water gets turned off and then back on all the flakes in the pipes make a beeline to the first faucets turned on. He set about cleaning the troublesome lines. The kitchen was improved slightly, but the hall bathroom was kicking his butt. He took the whole faucet out and and did get a bunch of junk out. When he put the faucet back on the sink, it still wasn’t flowing great. He tried to get the aerator off and couldn’t get it unscrewed, but in the trying mangled the aerator screen. Now the water was coming out too hard and splashing everywhere.
He headed over to a local plumbing supply store and bought an off the shelf aerator. It wouldn’t screw into the faucet nozzle. By now it was late in the day and he said he’d be back tomorrow, Wednesday, with a different aerator. He was a no show. So around 11:00 on Thursday with no word, I texted, “Will we see you today?” “About an hour,” was his reply. This time the aerator fit and all was right again, so I wrote the check for the job and he left.
Later that evening, with the bathroom faucet dispensing nicely aerated water, Donna heard a dripping sound from under the sink. Sure enough when you turned on the water fully, from either tap, a small stream of water came out underneath, from the center of the faucet assembly! Crap, so I texted him. Below is the text conversation that followed:
Me: Well, nice try and fortunately the bucket under the sink was in the right place to catch the water. That aerator was creating so much back pressure that it over powered the O-rings that lead to the faucet output nozzle causing it to leak and the water comes out underneath.
Me: I broke the aerator out and the faucet works as advertised with no leak underneath, but it now still needs an aerator. Home Depot has one of the exact faucets in stock for $119 or there is a Phister Ladera in brushed nickel for $69 that would be an acceptable substitute. Go buy one and come over tomorrow to put it in.
Me: Option C s to buy the aerator from Delta online. RP101505 for $6.64 + $15.99 for 1 to 2 day shipping.
Plumber: I can do that but probably not tomorrow and you do realize it’s not my fault, all I did was replace the water heater. Your water lines are old and deteriorating
Plumber: But I would be happy to buy you another one and install it
Me: Don’t worry about it. I’ll buy the $69 one and put it in myself. Maybe next time you change out a water heater in a home that has galvanized pipes you’ll remember to flush the water lines through a hose into the tub or something, so the poor not so wise home owner won’t turn it on and clog their faucets.
Plumber: Noted. I want to buy it for you guys. I don’t like leaving my jobs on bad terms. I will call you tomorrow.
Me: OK
Plumber: Thanks
Today is Friday, his tomorrow, and all we got from our friend the plumber was radio silence. So our tomorrow, Saturday, we are headed over to Home Depot to get that $69 faucet and I’ll put in myself…