Dumb Things I’ve Done

Brian’s Easy Oven Cleaning Method #4:

1. Spray Easy-Off Oven Cleaner on a cold oven
2. Forget all about it
3. 10 days later go rollerblading
4. Have wife preheat oven for dinner totally unaware
5. Have wife notice strange smell and open oven door
6. Have house fill with acrid smoke
7. Have angry wife greet you upon your return
8. Sheepishly apologize
9. Run through house opening windows and turning on ceiling fans
10. Use large amounts of elbow grease to remove now baked on oven cleaner