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WTF?
Paris Hilton promotes my latest CD.
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WTF?
Paris Hilton promotes my latest CD.
We rode the tandem to work today because it was the first day this week that the afternoon rain chance was less than 50%. I mounted the camera on the Photojojo BikeCam and off we went.
It was still dark when we started, so the first couple of shots were nothing more than a lot of dark with a vague yellow headlight “shadow” in the middle of the frame. The ones at the finish were lit well enough, but uninteresting. The best of the bunch, at least I think so, was the photo above from the middle of the journey where was just enough light to tell it is morning, but not enough to set a fast shutter speed.
Kind of an impressionist view of our commute.
The last few days have been chock full o’ fun, the FRS have lost a bunch of games and Manny Ramirez has been all over the sports pages. There has been plenty of trade talks, Boston and Florida, then Boston and Florida and Pittsburgh. I left work at 4 PM, which was the trading deadline, and there were still conflicting reports – it was going to happen, it wasn’t going to happen. I got home at 4:30 and there was still nothing new.
I was finishing up painting in the middle bedroom around 6 o’clock when Donna came in and said, “Your friend is going to Los Angeles.” At first I thought Angels? No, it had to be the Dodgers and it was. I’ll let the real sports nuts debate over which team got the best part of the deal or the worse part of it, but right now looking at FRS left fielders, new and old, if both players continue at their present production, it looks like a wash. Player to front office relationship has improved, but, more importantly, how it will effect the clubhouse, ask me in a month.
As a fan, I will definitely miss the Manny Being Manny moments, it was nice to see someone enjoy baseball as a game, but for every phone call from the wall during pitching changes there seemed to be a missed game due to “injury” or misplayed ball in left.
Have fun in LA Manny.
This used to be my Windows wallpaper, until the 6th inning of tonight’s game when the Angels scored 5 runs. The FRS dropped 2 of 3 to the MFY over the weekend and it looks like they are going to be swept by LA in this 3 game series. Both Tampa and NY won earlier today, so in just a few more minutes the Red Sox will be three games out of first and only one game ahead of the Yanks. Oh, well, at least I’m not a Braves fan (sorry Mark.)
Somewhere along the line today we got in a discussion on Naval ceremonies in general and crossing lines in particular. Myself being a trusty Shellback could expound on what happens when you cross the zero line of longitude, but came up empty on what happens as you cross 00 or 180 latitude.
A quick search of the net came up with Golden Dragon which is described as a sailor who has crossed the Prime Meridian or the International Date Line into the Eastern Hemisphere. If you happen to cross the International Dateline and the Equator at the same time you become a Golden Shellback. As you can see from my card I missed that honor by quite a bit.
Besides Shellback & Golden Dragon, you are a Blue Nose for crossing the Arctic Circle, a Frozen Stiff for crossing the Antarctic Circle and a Mossback for sailing around Cape Horn.
In the search I found a few places that listed Naval jargon or slang and was transported 30 years into the past. Here are a couple of my favorites (and are suitable for general audiences):
Bug Juice: Kool-Aid-like beverage in dispensers on the messdeck.
Hollywood Shower: to take a long shower that wastes water.
Snipes: Sailors assigned to the Engineering rates, i.e. Machinists Mates, Boilermen, etc.
and Rent-A-Crow: Term for a sailor advanced to E-4 because they graduated top of their “A” school class. The Navy ‘rents’ them for an extra year in return for being promoted. (I was one of these.)
There are plenty more HERE, HERE and HERE. Including a whole slew of the more “colorful” ones.
Well I finally got around to starting to paint the walls in the middle bedroom tonight. Got a wall and a half painted before giving up.
Donna originally wanted me to paint it the same color as the other green bedroom, but I didn’t have enough paint to do it. Trying to not buy another gallon of paint, she then suggested I used the color from the hallway. I didn’t want to do that, I barely like it in the hallway, its too light, I wanted something darker. Then I had an idea, I could take some of the other cans of paint I have and pour parts into the really light green and maybe come up with something suitable.
I added what little I had left of the other green bedroom color. I poured in a heaping dose of a forest green that was used in one of the bathrooms (prior to remodeling). Then I tossed in a few dollops of a a sort of olive green that was used on the lower kitchen cabinets. Almost there, it just needed to be a little darker. I added a pinch of some flat black I had used for the interior of the fireplace a long while back. I now a full gallon of a nice green that looked real close to what was in the existing green bedroom. Perfect.
I used a small brush to cut in all the edges and corners. When I started using the roller I was getting black dots at intervals. Ack! Somehow the black paint had coagulated into little beads of black that were invisible in the tray or can, but when rolled on the wall they left behind little black spots. I found that when they popped up I could spot them on the roller and then kind of disperse them using a small brush loaded with paint from the tray. Then with careful reapplication I could blend the paint on the wall to make them disappear (I thought.) After a dinner break I went back in to start painting again, but now that the paint had dried I could see that where I thought the black dots had vanished, they had actually been sort of spread out real good.
Tomorrow after work we are going to stop at Home Warehouse Store and pick up a gallon of paint, so I can start over.
After the the last two games, I just can’t watch tonight’s game on ESPN. That it is raining in Boston and the game is going to start an hour later at 9:00 PM (so they claim), so that I won’t be able to see but a couple of innings before having to retire for the evening, makes it easier.
We watched the final stage of the Tour de France today and I will be glad not having to the see that block of commercials anymore.
So now the cable box and it’s myriad of channels with nothing interesting to watch goes back tomorrow. This year was a big disappointment as there wasn’t one movie worth watching on Starz or Encore during the whole month.
My wife has the remote and she is watching The Next Food Network Star and during commercials she hops over to E! to see Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. I think I would be happier watching the FRS getting the crapola beat out of them by the MFY. At least she has stopped checking in on Richard Gene Simmons Family Jewels…