Dressing Up Special

A co-worker who has been serving in Afghanistan for the past year with the National Guard is back stateside and returns to work next Monday. His direct supervisor David, who sits in the cube next to me, mentioned last week that he needed to get Ron’s cube set back up. When he left for Sand Land we were still up front in the old offices and now we are back in our shiny new area (except for the carpet that has gotten ugly from machine oil footprints.)

David thought maybe we should all dress up special for Ron’s first day back. He then wondered out loud where the nearest turban outlet might be…

I’m thinking keffiyehs would be “better.”