Man of Faith

Like Mr. Locke, I am a man of faith, as long as you consider faith in failure. The FRS were leading tonight’s game by 13 to 1 after 5-1/2 innings and then as if to validate my faith, they have given up 5 runs in the last two innings. I’m pretty sure they won’t blow the remaining 8 run lead in the last two innings, but if they do, you should have faith that I will blame myself for the loss because I jinxed the team by saying, “Pretty sure they won’t.”