Usually every 4 years around this time we here at Life of Brian headquarters announce our endorsement for President of the United States of America. Usually it is a third party candidate based on the car they drive or their stance on marijuana legalization. This year we have no one who falls into the correct automobile category, but we do have one that is head and shoulders above anyone now, or anyone previously, on the “Cannabis is OK” front. Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson would be perfect for our endorsement, except for his seeming propensity for firing up a doobie before giving interviews, policy statements or town hall meetings.
So this year we will will take the unusual stance of not endorsing anyone for President. You are on your own on this one.