They had a little get together this morning for the retiring Kathy. There was cake and coffee and a last chance to give her a hug and/or say goodbye. As usual, someone was taking photos to immortalize the event. I came in slightly late to the party and was tossed together with my old boss so as to not have to be photographed all lonely like.
Later once they had passed around the link to location of the photos on the network my old boss walked by my cube and said, “That’s my new wallpaper.” I replied that I wouldn’t make it mine because it looked like I had someone’s head growing out of my left shoulder. He said, “Airbrush him out.” “Why don’t I just get rid of all the background and stick us on the beach with tropical drinks in our hands,” I said. “Fine,” he said, “Just be sure to put a little umbrella in mine.”
So, if you haven’t already accidentally done it, hover your mouse over the top image to see my new wallpaper.