My wife doesn’t have the strongest teeth and we have pumped a bit of money into her mouth fixing issues. She seems to like to open stuff with her teeth and every time she does I chide her about it and ask her how she’ll feel when she has to tell the dentist that she broke a tooth trying to rip open an bag of cheddar cheese or something. So guess who broke a tooth today?
That’s right – me. Doing exactly what I tell her not to do. I was trying to open a shrink wrapped microwavable frozen flatbread sandwich for my lunch. Nice job.