And Why Is He Pestering Me?
He asked me to friend him on Facebook. He has asked me to join him on LinkdIN. He’d like to add my birthday to his MyCalendar reminders. He’s waiting for me to join Twitter. William Foster has added me as a friend on Zoosk. He is sharing with me on Google+. Bill Foster has left me a message on WAYN (which I had never heard of until good ol’ William Foster left me a message there.)
I don’t know anyone named Foster. The person I can remotely remember that had the last name Foster was a fellow I knew in the Navy when I first got to Guam, but he was called JD and I don’t see how that might translate into William.
Like I use Brian the Red in a lot of my online worlds, Mr. Foster favors gandalf3224 and his avatar certainly makes him look a little like that wizard, but he doesn’t look too familiar to me. The only thing I can figure is he has me confused with some one else using the same Brian the Red online.
William Foster, I’m not that guy, stop inviting me to things OK?