Congratulations to kenhenryqc60@lycos.com for the robot submitted spam of the week.
“The Doors of his Face, the Lamps of his Mouth” by Roger Zelazny has been described as “all speed and adventure” by Theodore Sturgeon, and indeed it is one of the most exciting adventure tales SF has produced. Let me change one word in every grammatical unit of every sentence, replacing it with a word that “means more or less the same thing” and I can diminish the excitement by half and expunge every trace of wit. Let me change one word and add one word, and I can make it so dull as to be practically unreadable. Yet a paragraph synopsis of the “content” will be the same.
Bonus points for the Theodore Sturgeon connection.