Still Here, But

I’ve got frostbit hands so I can’t type.

They canceled Terriers and I’m too depressed to type.

We’ll be moving into the new offices out back of the plant next week and I’m too busy packing to type.

We just put up the Christmas Tree and now there isn’t enough juice left to run the PC.

I can’t type now because I’m too tied up filling out online surveys hoping to win a free gift card/shopping spree/haircut from all the merchants we visited the last couple of days.