Is your dog listless? Not eating? He could be depressed. Is he shy? Introverted? Uncomfortable in social situations? This new device may be just the thing to put a little swagger back in Fido’s step – DoggieLoverDoll.
Another example of the fine line between madness and genius…
Venture capital needed for a new company that Mark, Jim and I are forming to make food fun and easy. Jim’s first request is help in making a PB&J sandwich without ruining your nice fresh, soft white bread. Peanut butter and jelly formed into slices and individually wrapped, ala Kraft Singles. I thought that once that product takes off our next release should be a Fluff ‘n’ Nutter variation.
After our new company is making money hand over fist we will be getting into genetically engineering fruit. Mark likes apples, but hates the skin, so our first venture in that direction be be to create an apple that will peel like a banana. I thought why stop there, we should make it so that alternating sections are either dense intertwined fuzz or little bitty hook things so that when reeled down and pushed together below the apple they become a stick like handle.
Should have saved it for today, because I got nothing.
Except for a tear in my eye for what could have been. In the last two days the FRS lost two games to the lowly Kansas City Royals. If they hadn’t they would be only 4 games behind the MFY and then taking 2 of 3 from the Yanks this weekend could have put them just two games out in the east with a week left in the season. Instead, best case if they win tonight, they will be 6 games out with eleven to play, means a sweep this weekend is their only hope at winning the division. They’ll still make the playoffs as the wild card and that worked pretty well for us in 2004.
In an ancient Victorian Britain, a young collector of oddities stumbles across a time-traveling soldier which spurs him into conflict with humanity’s selfish nature, with the help of a tomboyish female mechanic and her closet full of assault rifles, culminating in a cliffhanger for the sake of prompting a series.
Thanks to Liam Cooke’s working model of the Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-Fiction Generator 2000 based on the original idea of David Malki.
1/2 Mute Button – Instead of the full mute which brings about total silence when you hit it, how about something that just cuts the volume level 50%? This way, as you are listening to a show and a loud commercial comes on you can reduce the volume to something that is less intrusive. Then when the show comes back and you hit the button again, the volume change won’t knock you out of your recliner.
96,000: Saturday while leaving of town the Emperor crossed over that many miles.
398: Number of the Emperor’s top transitions since 10/24/08
194: Total number of caches we’ve found so far.
37: Number of caches we have DNF’d
14: Number of SC Counties we have found caches in.
11: Number of pages of the SC DeLorme Atlas we have found caches on.
7: Number of minutes left until the next episode of TDTVS2 starts.