Three Left

I’m trying real hard not to eat the last three.

They should be worried too, today I ate the chocolate chip cookies that were meant for our neighbor’s birthday.

In honor of American Independence Day we watched a bike race in France, but to make up for it we had grilled hot dogs for dinner.

If you have any doubts that the gene pool isn’t too shallow, just go and read a few pages of The Customer Is Not Always Right. Here is a short and sweet one:

The Joy Of (Repeat) Checks
Computer Repair | Monticello, MN, USA
Me: “Sir, your computer is all ready to go. We got all the viruses off of it.’
Customer: “Question: do you get viruses from looking at porno sites?”
Me: “Yes sir, the majority of those sites contain viruses.”
Customer: “…hmm…well then, I’ll probably be back here soon.”

Be sure and at least read the ones under the column headed Popular Quotes.