On a trip to the US, the Pope visits the coast of New England to enjoy the Atlantic Ocean crashing against the rocky shore. While there, he sees a man in a New York Yankees hat out in the water, calling for help as he’s being attacked by a shark.
Then, out of nowhere, Sully and Murph, wearing Red Sox shirts, come flying up in a speedboat, haul the man in the Yankees hat out of the water, and beat the shark to death.
As the three men come ashore, the Pope runs up to them and exclaims “I have always heard of the enmity between fans of the Yankees and Red Sox. But seeing what I have seen today, it renews my hope for all of mankind. Thank you, and God bless you!”
As the Pope rides off in his Popemobile, Sully turns to Murph and says “He seems like a really nice guy.”
To which Murph replies “Yeah, but he knows @*#!-all about shark fishing.”