Mom and Dad took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel was in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”
The next morning at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
“Gee, Mom,” the boy exclaimed. “Are those all for me?”
“Take two,” Mom replied, “The rest are for your dad.”