This May Be My Last Post

After not having a single number on my Powerball ticket in last Saturday’s $300 million drawing, I feel I’m due to win the $250 million Mega Million drawing tonight.

If that happens I am going to hire professional authors to ghost write my blog so I don’t have to hurt my head thinking stuff up:
Mondays will be handled by J.K. Rowling
Tuesdays will be penned by Stephen King
Wednesdays will be written by Dick Francis
Thursdays will be authored by Michael Crichton
Fridays are going to be John Updike’s responsibility
and the weekends will be the domain of Robert B. Parker

Enjoy.