Miata Forum Science

Humfrz Theory of Mental Relativity:
The sensation of “speed” is relative and is directly proportional to the ?speed? at which the biochemical process works in the flow of neurons across the synapses of ones brain. As we age, this process slows while the world around us, continues to move at a constant ?speed?, thus giving us ?old guys? the sensation of ?great speed?.

He has an equation he is working on to help explain the theory:
H + S + A x AGS ÷ X ≈ PS
hat + suspenders + age x actual ground speed ÷ (X) ≈ perceived speed

This explains why 80-year old men in hats are doing 20 MPH in the 45 zone…they think they are flying.

I like it. Might even try and find a prominent spot for it here to go along with Sturgeon’s Law.

Free Parking

No, I haven’t been playing Monopoly, just unearthed my parking stub from the Charlotte airport under some papers at my desk here.

Parking is at a premium at Charlotte- Douglas International Airport and as they fill up one fence enclosed long-term lot they open another down the street. When Donna and I went to CT for Labor Day we parked our car way out in a satellite lot as directed by airport personnel. A fellow handed us a ticket with a handwritten date on it and directed us to the shuttle. We we in Lot #2, Section Z.

When we got back 3 days later it took a little while to sort out which shuttle bus to take. The bus took us back to the lot and pulled in through a gate next to a booth. We loaded up our car and followed the exit signs back to that same booth, but on the other side. I rolled down my window to hand the ticket to the person in the booth and the gate opened in front of me. The booth was empty. I drove out and away.

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Early B-Day Shopping

Donna and I went over to Augusta this morning and did a little shopping for my birthday even though it is still 10 days away. I of course have an extensive list from stuff that would never happen (new Miata, 60″ plasma HDTV) to the mundane (12oz Coke, spiced pumpkin seeds) and everything in between (DVDs, new hydraulic jack.)

Did pretty well, as I’m now the proud owner of the movie Le Mans on DVD and a “lightweight” aluminum jack from Harbor Freight.

I got a Coke and some pumpkin seeds too!

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Theme Madness

Regular readers know that I like to change things up a bit around here style-wise. While searching around for just the perfect look I downloaded a couple I thought, that with a little tweaking, I could make do with. Then I ran into one that is just too cool for words, trouble is it doesn’t really work in IE and Internet Explorer users are nearly 70% of my visitors. So I couldn’t implement it across the board.

So I downloaded a theme switching plug-in and installed it. Then I crudely added it to all the themes’ sidebars, so when someone tried a different theme they could find their way back to the original theme.

Give them a whirl, but remember only one has been truly personalized by me:
* WordPress Classic – came in the box
* WordPress Default – came in the box
* Painted Desert – long running current
* Blocked
* ChinaRed
* New York, New York
* Wuhan
* Vistered Little – if you run Firefox check this out, click on the little squares at the top to change the background

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