The Internet Can Wait

Brian the Red: I was just thinking, Web Surfer.

Web Surfer: What?

Brian the Red: We got a great life ahead, you and me, and nobody’s going to take that away from us.

Web Surfer: Why are you looking at me like that?

Brian the Red: I’m memorizing your IP Address. I want to memorize everything about you so no matter what happens, I won’t forget you.

Web Surfer: What’s going to happen?

Brian the Red: Nothing’s going to happen. You’d never forget me either, would you? That thing you said you saw in me. Something in my eyes, remember? If some day somebody came up to you, maybe a football player, and he acted like he’d seen you before, you’d notice that same thing, right? You’d give him a chance? He might be a good guy. He could even be a quarterback.

Web Surfer: I don’t understand.