Totally Bankrupt

I’ve got nothing, so here is a joke from my Maxim magazine that came in the mail today:

A trumpeter is hired to to play music for a movie, but isn’t told what the movie is about.Two months later he receives a notice that the movie will debut in an adult theater. On the night of the show, he wears a trench coat and shades to avoid being seen and sits in the back row of the theater next to an elderly woman. For the next two hours, he watches hardcore porn where the lead actress has sex with a dog.

“That’s nice,” she whispers back. “I just came to see my dog.”