Since Tuesday morning’s peak of 102 pieces of spam the total has been slowly ebbing. Wednesday’s total was 99, Thursday was 83 and this morning only 72. I’ll let you how the weekend goes on Monday, but for now here are a couple of my favorites:
Samurai st0ck InfO from that noted Japanese warrior, ngdgqasapwibfj@singmail.com
bequeath She sleeps around from Shakespeare using the nom de plume, Aelgcz@soha.com
The hit man I hired, bjfdesliwqbq@francimel.com discretely emails me, hey bro-its done
This week’s most anticipated email is [no subject] from [no sender]. Finally. I have been waiting on pins and needles to hear from [him] on [that].