Year: 2003

I didn’t watch this and I can’t for the life of me figure who would want to after seeing the title and promo, Facelifts From Hell. What kind of sicko Programming Director picked that for a Valentine’s evening of TV?

I could have sworn I heard a snippet on FoxNews about some Congressman introducing a bill to boycott French wine, mineral water, etc. because they aren’t supporting us in NATO on the crush Sadam initiative. I personally will not eat another french fry until they come around either. The Aussies are supporting us right? I’ll substitute Bloomin’ Onions from Outback. Don’t ever let it be said I’m not an activist.

We needed gas for the car, so I headed over to a gas station I haven’t used for a while. When I got there I remembered why, they don’t have Pay-At-The-Pump convenience. Pulled back out onto the road and drove a 1/2 down to pull into another station. Insert card – remove card and the readout says, “Couldn’t Read Card, Swipe Again.” After 3 attempts I walked back to another pump to see if it would work there, nope. Back in the car and drove across the street. Read the card, first time, so I gassed up and went.

We just love to quantify stuff here in America don’t we? Channel hopping between commercials during what we were really watching we found the crawl on FoxNews telling us the terror alert was now High, a 4 as opposed to yesterday’s 3. Why did it go up? What increased precautions should be taken now? As confused as I? Here is the place to get all the answers: Homeland Security Advisory System Web Page. After reading that I know just what to do now, I just have to remember where I keep the caraway seeds.

When we check-in on Friday our first impression was good. The lobby looked nice and was decorated well. The buildings themselves looked new. But unfortunately new was not the case. This place had obviously been renovated in the last couple of years. It didn’t really show until you got in the rooms. The tub had been covered up with one of those plastic surrounds, top and bottom. There was about 2 inches of the old white tiles peeking over the top of the plastic and the tub creaked and gave way slightly while standing in it. Another big giveaway was the room carpet. they either had not replaced it or had with the cheapest stuff they could find as it stained, showing wear and starting to come up in the corners. I guess another clue was the “vintage” TV.

You are now rightly asking yourself, “Why does he stay in Holiday Inns if every time the experience s*cks?” The reason is I am a Priority Club member and I get points towards a free night every time I stay. How lame is that?

If you have been around since last September 13th you know that when my wife and I travel we bring our own showerhead. As suggested there too, we have now starting bringing our own spring clips to hold the curtains closed. Well now I think we may need to trade the Miata in on a mini-van so we can bring our own TV. What we have for our viewing pleasure in this HI is a 25″ TV from the early 80’s that comes almost all the way into focus after about a 5 minute warm up time. As an added aggravation the remote is one of those generic ones that doesn’t have numbers for direct channel entry just up and down buttons of which only the down works.