Attention Barndoor Fan Club Members! |
Superman has his Lex Luthor, CONTROL has its KAOS and the White Spy has the Black Spy, we in the Barndoor Fan Club have
our own arch nemesis in the WHOOSH* Society. These people have been known to point and laugh at our barndoors, call us names and even make
faces at us.
TAKE NO ACTION TO APPREHEND THESE PERSONS YOURSELF, as they are considered dangerous. Please report any
sightings to Headquarters on a land line at 1-888-BARNDOOR.
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Oh no! Say it ain't
so, Joe. Could this be the end? Barndoor Fan Club Marketing Director and Chief Bottle Washer goes doorless
when he buys an '03. Stay tuned....
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Note the RX-7 for use
as a decoy in the background. I think we have uncovered a WHOOSH cell! Here is another New Hampshire based
demon who goes by the name BF Racing and has been known to be in contact with both MY10AE & LOSTOP. |
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To avoid this guy always
rent a car when visiting Disney World. Central Florida Club members be on the look out for this WHOOSH Society
sociopath who operates under the alias of Neo Masamune. |
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Distinct copper color
will make this one easy to avoid. The second known female WHOOSH agent is code named LOSTOP and we beleive is
operating in conjunction with MY10AE (see below.) This is going to make New Hampshire a very unfriendly place for us Barndoor
lovers. |
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We are going to have to
be wary driving in New England now. Our tenth known WHOOSH operative goes by the apt pseudonym of MY10AE. In spite of
the sunny picture below, he is known to frequent the back alleys and dark streets of the Granite State. |
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Spotting tip for this one, snake-like smile of the appearance package. Curses! Another M1 Miata owner caves to the the darkside of the Force and WHOOSH takes a foothold in the maritime provinces of
Canada. Look out for this agent, code named Doc Roadster, as he terrorizes the Nova Scotia area. |
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He should be easy to
spot in this sinister looking car. There is a large bounty on this WHOOSH agent, Miatarice, who used to drive an M1
Miata before something caused his catastrophic decent into madness. Wanted alive for psychological testing and submission to the Ludovico
treatment. |
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And it might have
worked, except for the personalized plate... Here is a picture of a central Georgia area WHOOSH ringleader working
undercover in an RX-7 trying to infiltrate our ranks. Thanks to Club member Steve Charon for spotting him at Road Atlanta. It was a pretty good
try 'cause the RX-7 even has barndoors. |
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Maybe if the car is
totaled he will see the light and get an M1. This WHOOSH agent, "Mishaken," was unhurt but will be out of action for
awhile. Perhaps if he wasn't driving such an aerodynamic car he could have slowed down in time to avoid the mountain by popping up the
barndoors. |
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Perhaps Mata Hari would
have been a more appropriate code name? Another NJ area WHOOSH adherent uncovered & First confirmed female
operative, code named "Redline7000," not only for the color of the car, but also for the pattern normally present in the sclera of the
driver. |
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Just looking into that
smooth multi-faceted eye gives me the creeps. Princeton, NJ area Club members should be on the lookout for this newly
discovered WHOOSHer, Michael, AKA "89crx" Note the light colored car to try and throw us off. |
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Amid this fall setting
lurks danger, this guy has no respect for the rules. Be aware New England members, we have uncovered another WHOOSH
operative, code-named "bl", who's territory is the Nutmeg State, Connecticut. |
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The propensity for
whoosh members to be driving dark colored
cars is being looked into here at headquarters. Curse you Horace Greely,
WHOOSH activity has shifted west. Keep a wary eye on the road for this car, it belongs to a reprehensible character code-named
"Moe." |
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It is cleverly disguised
as a Jaguar XK-8, so extra vigilance is required,
but don't be fooled, it is just a Miata. The northeastern United
States remains a hot bed of WHOOSH activity. Be on the lookout for this car, it is believed that it belongs to a nefarious individual,
code-named "aeagles," and who is possibly their ring-leader.. |
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*WHOOSH is an acronym for Why Have Old Obsolete Stuck-up
Headlights. |
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